UNDILAH SECARA TELUS & TULUS

This joke can be enjoyed by everyone. Not only that. It is politically correct and with a moral lesson.

VOTE WISELY IN THE COMING ELECTION

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While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is
tragically hit
by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems

there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you
see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do
is have
you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose

where to spend eternity.'

'Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the Yang
Berhormat

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules,'
says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down,
down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle
of
a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in
front
of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with
him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run
to greet him,
shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they
had while
getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly
game
of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most
expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has
a good
time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time
that
before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator
rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.

Peter is waiting for him.

'Now it' s time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented

souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have
a
good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and
St.
Peter returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
choose
your eternity.'

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would

never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I
think Ai
yam better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to
hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren

land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
putting
it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

'I don't understand,' stammers the Yang Berhormat. 'Yesterday I was here

and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,

drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a

wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
What happened?'

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were
campaigning
just like you during an election...... Today you voted.'