smoking a joint...
when a little lizard walks past...
and looks up and says...
"Hey Koala!!
What are you doing mate??"
The Koala says, "Smoking a joint..
come up and have some!!"
So, the little lizard climbs up and sits next to koala and
they burn a few....
After awhile a little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
get a drink from the river... But the little lizard is so stoned that
he leans too far over and falls into the river..
A crocodile sees this and swim over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then ask the little lizard....
"What's the matter with you, mate?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink....
The crocodile says he has to check out and walks into the rainforest..
finds the tree where koala was finishing a joint, and he looks up and says..
"Hey, you!!!"
So, the koala looks down at him and says....
"Shiiiiiittttttttttttt Dude... How much water did you drink?!!"
